Where was this story five years ago?
You gotta think there’s something to these lesbian sex rumors that pop up occasionally about Britney Spears. The latest comes from In Touch Weekly. Now the source is Kevin Federline’s friend, Omar “Iceman” Sharif, so you can take it for what it’s worth but Sharif claims Britney is totally into chicks:
“Britney was into threesomes and girls. She has told Kevin more than once that she is sexually attracted to women and men equally.”
Another insider who knows the couple well says that over the course of a night, Britney would often disappear into a bedroom with her girlfriends. “Sometimes it was three girls, and sometimes there were more like six,” the insider says. “I heard about her being with girls at least 20 times while they were married.” (Source)
Normally I’m a sucker for a good secret lesbian sex romp story. Especially when the lesbians are multiplied by a factor of seven. But I can’t really get too excited about this since it involves Britney Spears’ haggard vagina. There’s something about Britney going down on her friend like she’s attacking one of her famous fried chocolate bologna sandwiches that kills the fantasy. Now if you substitute Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba instead of Britn…ohh…ahh…I just came.
*immediately falls asleep*
More pictures of Britney and what may or may not be her lesbian lover after the jump…
