Worst. Parents. Ever.

Paris is a whore

For those readers that have young children, listen to what Rick and Kathy Hilton told the New York Daily News about how they raised their infamous daughters Paris and Nicky. That way you know what not to do with your kids. First up Rick explains the difference between how he treated Paris and Nicky compared to their brothers (who, according to purely speculative reports, died six years ago of shame):

“I was stricter with the boys, I think. I probably spoil my girls more.” So what’s the best parental advice? Says Daddy Hilton, “Know who you’re getting involved with.”

And finally here’s Kathy with another parenting technique that failed on such a massive scale that even a great mind such as my own can’t comprehend it:

“You play good cop, bad cop, but usually we try to agree. And now [Paris and Nicky] are over 21. They’re 26 and 23.” (Source)

What a coincidence, Paris loves playing “good cop, bad cop” too! But her “good cop, bad cop” role-playing usually involves rough anal and light slapping–and that’s considered the “good cop” part … you don’t even want to know about the “bad cop.” I’ll just say there’s a certain Croatian mail-order bride who may never be able to love again. Or walk.

4 Comments on “Worst. Parents. Ever.”

  1. Full Bladder

    You just know there are nipple clamps and ball gags in there somewhere.

  2. kristi

    I think that I read your blog because you make me look like a saint.

  3. Carlos

    Look, Paris Hilton sucks cock like a pro and probably had ebola. Of course she had bad parents.

  4. d

    how did you ever put together croatian and mail order bride. talking about russia maybe

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