You, too, can smell like Nicole Richie

Nicole Richie is launching her own perfume

Nicole Richie is set to launch her own perfume line when production of The Simple Life is complete:

The adopted daughter of soul star Lionel Richie is currently checking out scents that contains lavender and ginger, according to In Touch magazine. The Simple Life star is reportedly looking to call her new fragrance ‘Different’. (Source)

Me: “Is that vomit I smell?”

Some Chick: “No it’s Nicole Richie’s new scent Eau de Anorexia Nervosa, I think the name’s French or something.”

Me: “Dude, where are your pants?”

Some Chick: “It’s casual Friday, dipshit”

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10 Comments on “You, too, can smell like Nicole Richie”

  1. Full Bladder

    “soul star Lionel Richie”

    He’s a pop star at best. Would you call “Dancing On The Ceiling” soul?

  2. Randi

    Her fragrance must smell vaguely of stale vomit.

  3. where are my pants?

    Hey, try this perfume, it tastes great! It’s all I ever eat!!

  4. where are my pants?

    Hey Guys! Check out this perfume. It tastes great! It’s all I eat!!

  5. ‘Different’, the smell of today’s anorexic whores.

  6. judi

    I don’t know if thats an old pic, but she looks really good!

  7. Krak Monkey

    It should be called Au de Zombie.

  8. Full Bladder

    @judi- She looks good if you’re drawing stick figures.

  9. TheExpatriot

    If the scent smells like she looks, then no, thanks.

  10. Sprmcandy

    Vile filthy nasty nasty cuntress.

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