You, too, can sponsor K-Fed’s birthday
Mark your calendars. Kevin Federline’s 29th birthday is quickly approaching. Britney Spears’ estranged husband is offering exclusive coverage of the event–to be held at Eleven nightclub in West Hollywood–for a mere $25,000. An insider told the New York Post:
“The celebrity magazine will get its logo on the red carpet and exclusive coverage inside the club,” said our snitch. “But who cares? Everyone will have access to the red carpet. And there aren’t even any big celebs confirmed for inside the party.”
Sources also told us that whichever rag coughs up the cash “won’t even get a real interview with K-Fed.” The Eleven club sent out a press release announcing the “intimate cocktail and dinner party with celebrity friends” on March 21. (Source)
So basically, for $25,000 Kevin Federline gets to walk on your magazine’s logo. Wow, what a deal. I could think of exactly 500 better ways to spend $25,000 like constructing a full-scale Mount Rushmore replica made entirely of butter or even buying a Class A minor league baseball team and renaming them after Jean le Rond d’Alembert, the famous 18th century French physicist (simply put, the dude was a badass who pulled endless tail). By the way, I’m completely serious about being able to think of exactly 500 ways and not one more. My brain is so full of worthless bits of trivia and information, I couldn’t possible squeeze anything more out of it. At least I kick ass at Jeopardy. The largest country in Africa in terms of area? Sudan. Bitch.
For $52 and 67 cents, I’ll walk around with “K-Fed Is A Huge Douchbag” emblazoned on my forehead for 13 days.