August 7th, 2008
Mini-Me and Ranae Shrider
So you know Ranae Shrider, the chick who fucked Mini-Me? Turns out she has a lawyer and he loves picking on midgets. And implying that they have STDs. Via TMZ:
Ranae Shrider’s legal mouthpiece, Keith Davidson, is raggin’ on Verne claiming he can’t pay his taxes “because he is paying his lawyer hundreds of thousands of dollars to file ridiculous lawsuits.” He cites, among other things, the suit against TMZ for running the sex tape story, which was dismissed.
Davidson calls Verne “a small-minded, vindictive, heartbroken, desperate and trivial celebrity,” adding, “Mr. Troyer would be better served retiring his Federal and state tax obligations rather than suing a girl who he dated for only three months before videotaping their diminutive sessions.”
Shrider’s lawyer ends with the following shot: “Ms. Shrider would still like to thank Mr. Troyer for the ‘lasting’ gifts he has imparted her with.” (Source)
How low can a scumbag lawyer go? Apparently 2 feet 8 inches. And to say that Verne is “small minded” is hardly a ground breaking revelation — the guy has a head the size of a Cabbage Patch Kid. Let’s just hope that the “lasting gift” the little guy left Ranae isn’t an unwanted pregnancy. Because the last thing Verne needs right now is to show up at a Planned Parenthood facility and be confused with one of their “clients”.
August 7th, 2008
Lily Allen boob slip! (London - 8/7)
Wow, Lily Allen went nearly four hours today without letting her boob fall out of her shirt again. That’s gotta be some sort of record for her.
[BauerGriffinOnline]
August 7th, 2008
NSFW!
Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.
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August 7th, 2008
Feds close Heath Ledger investigation
Federal investigators have officially closed the investigation into the death of Heath Ledger. The results? . . . dramatic pause . . . Mary-Kate Olsen is being charged with attempted murder! Just kidding. No charges were filed against anyone. The Associated Press says:
Prosecutors in the U.S. attorney’s office in Manhattan had been overseeing a Drug Enforcement Administration probe into whether the painkillers found in Ledger’s system were obtained illegally. But the prosecutors have bowed out “because they don’t believe there’s a viable target,” said the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because no charges have been filed.
The decision comes after recent reports that actress Mary-Kate Olsen was demanding immunity before answering questions about the startling death of her close friend and his drug use. Authorities say she was the first person called by a masseuse who found the 28-year-old “Dark Knight” actor’s lifeless body in his Manhattan apartment.
The DEA had obtained a subpoena that could have forced Olsen if she continued to hold out. But the subpoena, issued in April, is no longer valid because it was contingent upon prosecutors pursuing the case, the official said Wednesday. The official added that the case could still be revived if evidence of a crime emerges. (Source)
No viable target? What about the chick that’s demanding immunity before she testifies. What about her? Call it a crazy hunch, but I think she just may be hiding something.
August 7th, 2008
This pic’s worth $154,443
Remember Britney Spears’ vacation to Cabo last week? Remember how I posted a bunch of bikini pics and you, um, looked at them? Britney’s now trying to sell an “exclusive” set of bikini shots from her vacation to anyone that has too much money and doesn’t care that everyone’s already seen the pics. And she’ll throw in a 2003 calendar for free!* From the New York Post:
Spears’ recent frolic in Cabo, where she wore a white bikini and swam with dolphins, was “set up by her camp,” said a source. And while plenty of paparazzi shots have surfaced already, our insider insists Spears “has brokered a series of shots that she’s offering exclusively to a celebrity weekly for $1 million.” (Source)
Who are these people willing to pay $1 million for pictures of Britney? If the paparazzi want to take pictures of a bleached blonde/has-been/ mother of two at just a fraction of that cost, I suggest they start with someone else . . . CLICK HERE to read more about Tori Spelling! The only pictures of Britney Spears worth 7 figures are the ones where she’s caught having sex, no longer breathing, or both.
*doesn’t include March
[Splash News]
