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Lauren Silverman leaves Sant Ambroeus restaurant in Southampton, New York (8/5)
Lauren Silverman’s plan is coming together nicely. First Simon Cowell into impregnating her. And now she’s profiting handsomely in the form of a free Beverly Hills mansion. It’s like the stuff of fairy tales . . . deceiving, whorish fairy tales. From the Mirror:
Simon Cowell is handing over a [$15 million] pad to Lauren Silverman so she can bring up his baby in Los Angeles. But the deal doesn’t mean he will get back with pregnant Lauren as it’s the same tactic he has used when ditching previous girlfriends … it is understood he will continue to live in another property nearby, visiting the child when he can.
A US property source, who has dealt with the music mogul, said: “Simon has amassed a lot of houses with his fortune and will want to provide for his child. But he seems to give away a house every time he splits from a girlfriend, so he is getting through them more quickly than he thought.
“He has instructed his advisers to let Lauren have the house, which means she can be nearby but crucially not too close so he can get on with his work and usual lifestyle. Simon has lots of housing in Beverly Hills all close to each other and now lots of it contain his exes.”
Wait, so Lauren Silverman took load after load from her husband’s best friend in the world because she wanted a bigger house? She’s not climbing the property ladder — she’s fucking it. I guess this confirms that her marriage to the cuckold was definitely over because Lauren could have bought a very nice house in an up-and-coming city called Detroit for $500 without trampling on the Holy Sacrament of Matrimony. See, gays? This is why I don’t vote on your special interest issue — I’d rather keep big brother out of the bedroom and rest stops. As Confucius say: If you want nice house, avoid marriage; if you want long life, avoid marriage; hey dummy, avoid marriage.
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