It’s Katy Perry dancing around in a bikini
Here’s Katy Perry dancing around on a yacht in Capri, Italy, because I guess that’s what you do in Capri, Italy. I don’t know — she might as well be on the Moon. The closest I’ll ever get to Capri is Wikipedia, and even then the page barely loaded because I use dial-up. In summary, cereal for dinner again tonight? Yes, cereal for dinner again tonight. Liberal arts degree FTW!